If you never chase your dreams, You'll never catch them.
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.
Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life
Miley Cyrus won Video of the Year at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards, but she didn’t accept the Moonman trophy herself.
This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions
This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.
This post had me at finger pants.
I went through each of these and asked my brother to guess what the actual items were and when I said “sand moose” he pointed to the TV (I was watching Supernatural) and said “Jared Padalecki”. I peed my pants.
When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way
I was in the car with my dad and he told me to tell him the directions and I’ve had this post in my head forever and I toLD HIM TO GO WEAST AND HE LOOKED LIKE HE WANTED TO KILL ME